Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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