I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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