I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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