glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
