Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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