Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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