this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We had to coat check the pizza.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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