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I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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