There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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