i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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