Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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