What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Randomize