No, you can still breathe under the balls.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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