sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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