I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the condom got lost in my hair
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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