i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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