am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize