In the future we'll all be gay
North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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