Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
