I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm lost and stupid without you.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
