And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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