Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm like, not good at living.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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