It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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