we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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