apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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