I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
