he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She's the barista slut.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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