I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
i out mim tonsoeep
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