dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
