you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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