That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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