So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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