We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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