We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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