But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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