i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
