Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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