Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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