It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
