i don't like sucking hair
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
As shirtless as possible
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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