I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I am available for nakedness
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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