Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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