you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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