Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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