I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
