i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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