You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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