I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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