the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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