yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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