Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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