if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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