Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
