bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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