She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
